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Dear alerts-that-interrupt-the-restarting-of-my-computer: haha the harassment filters in this site won't let me post what I think of thee
๐Ÿฆprofilefollowlate is the hour in which this conjuror chooses to appearwrote:
"Sharing economy" once meant something. You'd Uber someone Bโ†’C when already driving Aโ†’Bโ†’Cโ†’D; you'd AirBNB your home when vacationing and stay at someone else's home who was doing the same. No driving just for Uber; no houses just for AirBNB. I fear this history will be forgotten.
๐Ÿคธprofilefollowcreative technologist creator of textlogreplied to๐Ÿฆprofilefollowlate is the hour in which this conjuror chooses to appear:
My hometown is a popular tourist destination and we no longer can rent apartments on a year-basis. Everything is AirBnB and they only rent them to locals pretty expensive and off-season. As a local I can't live in my hometown anymore, so I'm staying in the mountains.
profilefollowI carved wooden spoons and my favourite herb is lemon thyme.wrote:
Having spent the last 12 months using HTMX in $day_job, after 5 years with react, I have come to the opinion that whilst large amounts of JS and CSS are not necessarily wrong, they should be reserved for progressively extending the platform with a composable set of generic UI primitives that build out a cohesive design language โ€” encoding business logic (including routing) there is generally a mistake
๐Ÿ“’profilefollowPresbyter, husband, father, technologist, linguist, musician.wrote:
Many leaders acquire authority through ambition and manipulation. Iโ€™m not referring to them. But a test of leadership for those who acquire authority organically, with the will of those being led, is to maintain the zeal and principles which put you into that position, after you encounter the machinery designed to exhaust, exasperate, deter, and demoralize.
๐Ÿ’งprofilefollowgrand and intoxicating innocencewrote:
I've been wanting to make some cute fox ears, and a tail! gonna have to buy a headband and some fur tho, UGH!! แ‚” แ‚” แ ธแต• แต• ๐… 
๐Ÿ˜…profilefollowmaker of software thingswrote:
Anybody here using mastodon regularly? What instance are you on? I can't decide on where to register ๐Ÿ˜…
รฉs รญgy nem kell egy ilyen zรถld modulba applikรกlt, baszott nagy integrรกlt chipet venni hozzรก, pedig nem is nรฉz ki rosszul, de jรณl sem
and that way you don't have to buy a fucking big integrated chip applied to a green module, even though it doesn't look bad, but it doesn't look good either
profilefollowjack of all trades linux sysadminwrote:
The more I use Terraform the more I don't like it. Can I just get the option to track state with Ansible?
profilefollowNew herereplied toprofilefollowjack of all trades linux sysadmin:
Say more. I've been using it this year "at scale" and it sucks in the way that everything sucks when the whole company starts using it for everything. I haven't used Ansible in over a decade, but am curious what you like about it better.
profilefollowjack of all trades linux sysadminreplied toprofilefollowNew here:
Ansible just melds with my way of thinking better. I have a really hard time wrapping my head around nested loops in HCL and the overall "ugliness" of the language. Plus, I kind of like being in control of the order things are created.
profilefollowChilling. Hand coding C to feel alivewrote:
If I went back in time, I would aim to become a professional footballer rather than becoming a programmer